Making it the only time a foreigener’s opinion matters, the 71st Annual Golden Globes were last night. If you didn’t watch, or if you were like me and watched and got bored halfway through, I’ve compiled the complete list of winners for you. Now on to other posts where I make fun of everyone without nice boobs. Thank you, and happy Monday.
Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture – Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle)
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie – Jacqueline Bisset (Dancing on the Edge)
Best Miniseries or TV Movie – Behind the Candelabra
Best Actress in a TV Miniseries or Movie – Elisabeth Moss (Top of the Lake)
Best Actor in a Tv Series, Drama – Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie – Jon Voight (Ray Donovan)
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical – Amy Adams (American Hustle)
Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama – Robin Wright (House of Cards)
Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture – Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)
Best Screenplay, Motion Picture – Spike Jonze (Her)
Best Actor, TV Series, Comedy or Musical – Andy Samberg (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
Best Actor in a TV Miniseries or Movie – Michael Douglas (Behind the Candelabra)
Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy – Amy Poehler (Parks & Recreation)
Best Director, Motion Picture – Alfonso Cuaron (Gravity)
Best TV Series, Comedy – Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical – Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street)
Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy – American Hustle Best
Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama – Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama – Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)
Best Motion Picture, Drama – 12 Years a Slave
