“I wish God had a plan for my 47% career completion percentage.”
Tim Tebow, who still has faith in God and in the belief that he will be a NFL quarterback somebody despite both having evidence to the contrary, is reportedly “dating” Nick Jonas’ ex and girl-who-likes-to get-naked-after-breakups, Olivia Culpo. He was supposedly dating Janna Duggar after Jim Bob tried to arrange a marriage, but as it turns out, Tim Tebow said he never even met the bitch. So I guess he’s dating Olivia Culpo now, which I think makes the first time he’s scored during the regular season in 5 years.