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Everyone knows that nowadays major music festivals are less about the music and more about dressing up in your best fest outfit and getting blitzed out of your skull with 100,000 other people. The music is really just a good excuse to dance like a maniac.
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As festival season kicks off with the duct-tape bikini already dominating the hot new trends of 2019, we thought it would be a great idea to revisit some of the best (worst) outfits we’ve ever seen while tripping on a cocktail of illegal substances/suffering from heatstroke in the desert sun as Miguel and Diplo blend together in an unholy symphony of background noise. Ice water with ice, please.
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festival attire #1
Hot clowns are very confusing. Should we be happy to see them or running for our lives?
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She never learned to swim (or dance). Good thing there's not a pool around for miles.
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Halfway through, this guy actually believed he was a worm.
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If we were peaking, this guy would be our new spirit animal. We'll follow you anywhere Mister Gorilla.
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Believe it or not, this was during a Kenny Chesney performance.
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Notice how no one in Winnie the Pooh ever got laid.
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festival attire #7
Uh-oh. Grandma doubled up on her pills today.
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festival attire #8
What's that? No, that outfit isn't overdoing it.
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She had to rock the tutu.
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Too hot for that shit.
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festival attire #11
How about you bunny hop-hop-hop away?
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Not going to lie, the Harley Quinn vibe is kind of working for us.
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He left the house thinking, "So fresh and so clean."
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Not sure. Is this guy overdoing it?
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Do not come within 15 feet of this dude, unless you want to get whipped in the face.
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Sometimes the talent are the ones overdoing it. Although, to be fair, they're getting paid.
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festival attire #17
It's not even the Mickey Mouse hands. It's the highlighter pink swim trunks that fit like spandex.
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Getting down never felt so good (or looked so awkward).
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festival attire #19
OK, you got us. This is a scene from Saved by the Bell.
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Finally, just right. Even the man in the Celtics jersey is taking notes.
