If you needed another reason to hate Alec Baldwin – or his wife Hilaria – well, the duo is giving it to you. We’re not talking about the actor’s accidental shooting of a crew member on the Rust film set, nor are we referring to her insistence that she’s Spanish (even though she’s so not). Nope, this time it has to do with the couple’s behavior during childbirth.
And boy, oh boy, do these two have experience in that arena. They’re only the parents of six (count ‘em, six!) kids. But the offensive incident in question revolves around the couple’s son, Rafael, who was born in 2015.
In an Instagram story, the 37-year-old fitness influencer reacted to a headline in the Mirror that read: “When my husband told me to shush during labor I knew our marriage was over.”
“Alec shushed me while I was in labor with Rafa … He was on the phone ‘Shush! Can you keep it down?’” she wrote in response. “He realized he sounded like an ass and he cowered.”
As we all know, no amount of assholery could split these two up, nor keep him from knocking her up, apparently. As Hilaria joked, she “kept the marriage” and “went on to have 522 babies after.”
And her desperate attempts to inspire a laugh didn’t stop there. She didn’t share her reaction to Alec’s shushing but she did say it never happened again. She also added that Alec “pays for shushing me in labor by cleaning every bottle in the house.” Which of course no one was going to believe, so she followed up with: “Just kidding…That never happens. Perhaps he can start now.”
Yeah, we’re guessing that if her 63-year-old husband wasn’t helping out before, he isn’t going to start now.
All we’re left wondering is how do we cut the fucking cord with this obnoxious duo? Because we’ve heard quite enough – about their marriage, about their penchant for procreating, and about their loudmouth tendencies. We’d like to shush them both, permanently.
Cover Photo: Monica Schipper / Stringer (Getty Images)
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