This is not a drill. This year’s Juggomercial has finally arrived. The 23 minute-long clip announces a surprisingly versatile musical lineup (including Geto Boys, The Game, DMX, Tech N9ne and more) for the Aug. 18-12 fest at Cave-In Rock, IL, and reminds us all that the Gathering of The Juggalos is our only remaining refuge from the “sell-out zombies” who dominate the mainstream.
“Freedom still exists here with us!,” beckons Psychopathic security man Chop. “Originality still exists here with us!” Originality is one way to describe this list of names that would basically never appear together anywhere else in the entire universe:
So if you’re still down with putting on clown makeup to show the world how thugcore you really are, if rapping about hard times with the vocabulary of a sixth grader is your cup of faygo, then by all means, dive right in. You’re going to love it here:
The Gathering of The Juggalos 2012 lineup is actually not much to laugh at. Check out the impressive roster below, featuring a slew of highly respected Hip-Hop artists and fantastic comedians:
The Geto Boys
The Game
Pharacyde
Kool Keith
Master P
Onyx
DMX
George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic
Tech N9ne
Cheech and Chong
Bobcat Goldthwait
Ralphie May
Jamie Kennedy
Danny Brown
Warren G
Lil Easy
Glasses Malone
Bizmarkie
Raekwon
The Fat Boys
Rahzel
Project Pat
Soulfly
Fear Factory
Slaine
P.O.D.
Hed P.E.
Kottonmouth Kings
Static X
The Millionaires
Find out more at the official Gathering Of The Juggalos website.