Finally, Florida does something right. Dropcrotch-pants wearing baby thug wannabe Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday on suspicion of drag racing, resisting arrest, driving on a suspended license and DUI in Miami Beach, according to police.
The Miami New Times says that after leaving a club in Miami early Thursday, Justin drove a rented yellow Lamborghini to a residential area, where his entourage blocked off the street so he could race against a rapper named Khalil – real name Khalil Amir Sharief. Bieber was initially pulled over for speeding, but was reportedly barely coherent, failing a sobriety test shortly thereafter. When they asked him to take his hands out of his pockets, he refused. He was then arrested, as well as his passenger (some Instagram model named Chantel Jeffries) and Khalil. He’s currently in booking at the police department.
Here’s where things get interesting. After his arrest, Bieber admitted to consuming alcohol and prescription medications, as well as smoking cannabis before driving, Miami Beach Police Chief Raymond Martinez said. Martinez reported that Bieber was “a little beligerent” with officers at the scene, demanding to know why he was stopped and refusing to follow the officer’s instructions.
This latest development is another step in our cherubic thug-life toddler’s path to whatever street cred one gets for being a complete idiot asshole in public. The singer was accused of causing thousands of dollars of damage by throwing eggs at a neighbor’s home, leading detectives to raid Bieber’s mansion in search of evidence.
As evidenced by the mugshot above, it’s clear that Biebs is pretty thrilled to have earned himself a legitimate rap sheet, rather than making headlines with the pre-teen eggery nonsense of last week. Someone please throw this kid a spanking.
