Time to get a gig recording audio voice overs, get told it’s just 25 pages of work – should be done in four hours, go to the studio, start reading this Dungeons & Dragons book, get frustrated trying to read all the make-believe words, watch as hours turn to days, learn to hate D&D so much and check out these links!
Sochi Olympics Off To Rough Start Before They Even Begin
To anyone in Sochi: I am now in possession of three light bulbs. Will trade for a door handle. This offer is real: pic.twitter.com/7AeesqDi8Y
— Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) February 4, 2014
http://mashable.com/2014/02/04/sochi-olympics-hotel-pics/
Don’t be a fool. Those light bulbs could get you at least TWO doorhandles or an ice bucket!
The Highlights From Bill Nye’s Debate With Creationist Ken Ham
http://gawker.com/the-highlights-from-bill-nyes-debate-with-creationist-1516466064
Is the Earth only 6000 years old? There’s a good book that answers all these questions. It’s called Taken By The T-Rex.
Ice-T Finds Recording Dungeons & Dragons Audiobook ‘Impossible’
“Neeeeeerds,” he added.
Lay’s ‘Do Us A Flavor’ Campaign Lets People Create Their Own Flavors, And It Goes Exactly As Expected
Mmm… Toad Chips…
Aaron Sorkin Penned A Chilling Obituary For Philip Seymour Hoffman
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2014/02/aaron-sorkin-pens-remarkable-obituary-philip-seymour-hoffman/
Taken before his time. R.I.P.
That’s all for this this evolved edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.