The Big List: Worst Merger Ever! The Origin Of The F-Bomb!

Time to become a comedian, get an audition for Saturday Night Live, don’t get cast, do other stuff, get super famous without SNL, look back on that audition and laugh, but still bare a dark shard of resentment towards Lorne Michaels deep down in your soul and check out these links!

Nation Intrigued By Bizarre Olympic Sport Of Hockey (The Onion)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-intrigued-by-bizarre-olympic-sport-of-hocke,35248/

What the puck?

Yes, You Will Probably Get Screwed If The Comcast-Time Warner Deal Goes Through

http://www.businessinsider.com/comcast-time-warner-deal-customers-2014-2

All Hail President Com-Warner!

32 Famous People Rejected By Saturday Night Live

http://mentalfloss.com/article/55008/32-famous-people-rejected-saturday-night-live

See, don’t feel so bad about getting rejected… as long as you eventually become famous.

On The Origin Of F***

http://solongasitswords.wordpress.com/2014/02/12/on-the-origin-of-fuck/

Ancient f-bombs from long ago…

X-Men Valentines By Cartoonist Matt Bors

https://medium.com/matt-bors/459e720dbaa7

These cards are First Classy.

That’s all for this this merged edition of The Big List!

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.