Listen, it’s become painfully clear that humans are not the brightest. We suspect there’s a good chance humans would pitifully lose to any progressively pacifist intergalactic species if given the opportunity to battle, so the fact that we’re still working from home on our cluttered, catch-all counters is no surprise. Clear some of that piling-up mess and make way for your…
I don’t know what combination of hallucinogen and vodka they would need to put in my IV to make me…
