Greetings, Mandatory readers! It is us, your Mandatory writers from another frequency, AKA our couches still working from home (we’re making sci-fi puns all through this article, so buckle in passengers, it’s going to be a bumpy ride). Looking for a sick new toy that will both feed the geek in you and also serve as a super sick centerpiece for all of your listening needs? Try this GravaStar Venus Bluetooth Speaker and teleport to your own personal sound nirvana instantly.
Ready for blastoff away from your old, tired speakers? Not just your average listening agents, these speakers are otherworldly and have a sci-fi-inspired design for your inner nerd (or outer nerd, we love you just the same). with a sleek zinc alloy shell and triangular support structure, these speakers not only produce top-notch sound quality for up to 10 hours a charge but also absorb the shock of creatures from the great beyond trying to knock the speaker down (you know, like your dog’s excited tail or something). Small but mighty, the speaker has a reliable wireless range of up to 50 feet and allows 2 GravaStar Venus speakers to work together at the same time, in case you need an extra jolt of tunes around your house. The best part? Unlike Gremlins, this speaker is water-resistant, so it can go to the beach, the pool, even to your bathroom when you’re just trying to get your dance part on in peace.
Still on the fence about this speaker? Check out what the 2,099 backers who gave just about $317,743 to get this baby down to earth have to say about it. I’m sure they’ll tell you it’s out of this world (okay, we swear we’re done with the sci-fi puns now, but only because we’re finished writing the article).
Get the GravaStar Venus Bluetooth Speaker, which includes a type-C cable and manual, for $63.99 (Reg. $99).
Prices subject to change.