Let’s face it: exchanging Christmas presents kind of sucks. The only kind of holiday gift-giving that’s any fun is the White Elephant tradition. We assume you’ve had the opportunity to partake in this exchange of ridiculous, outrageous, or downright inappropriate gifts. If not, there’s no better time to initiate the hilarious tradition with your friends, family, or coworkers – and we have the perfect gifts picked out for you.
From literally shitty presents to ones that’ll keep the recipient laughing all year long, there’s something on this list guaranteed to shock whoever opens it. Just don’t blame us when your girlfriend dumps you, Uncle Al disowns you, or your boss gives you a pink slip because of your off-color present. Even if you do offend everyone near and dear to you this holiday season, the reaction to your gag gifts will be priceless.
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Dogs Pooping 2022 Calendar
The only way this gift could be crappier is if it were scratch 'n' sniff.
Buy it here.
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Home Liposuction Kit
Because everyone wants to lose weight but nobody wants to do the work.
Buy it here.
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Beer Belly Fanny Pack
Your dad has been blessed with one of these naturally; for the rest of us, there's this fanny pack.
Buy it here.
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Urinal Shot Glasses
Have enough shots and the toilet is where you're going to end up anyway. With this gift, getting wasted comes full circle.
Buy it here.
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Bad Parking Cards
This is the gift that keeps on giving. Ruin up to 50 people's days with cards that brutally insult strangers' parking ability (or lack thereof).
Buy it here.
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Meeting Mug
In the age of Too Much Zoom, this is kind of no joke, but your coworkers will find it funny. Just don't give it to your boss unless you're trying to get fired.
Buy it here.
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KLL Lavender Scented Funny Candles
As the sticker suggests, this candle will let you light your last fuck on fire. (And if you were wondering what a last fuck smells like, it's lavender, apparently.)
Buy it here.
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Joycuff Bracelet
For the girlfriend that's been bugging you all year for a piece of jewelry, this bracelet will remind her of that old adage, "Be careful what you wish for."
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