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15 Very Unfortunate Fortune Cookies

May 1, 2014

By Matt Branham

Some guys just can’t catch a break, but you’d think after spending a bunch of money on a nice meal, they could at least get fortune cookies that weren’t so damn honest and/or hurtful. If you’ve ever gotten an unfortunate fortune cookie that was way too telling, you might be able to relate.

Pigeon poop burns…

Matt Branham is the Editor-in-Chief at Mandatory. A Los Angeles-based author, originally from Illinois. A man of metaphors, challenging the norm and going against everything you believe, one of Mandatory's original writers. Whether music or movies, TV or taboo, he's always writing, mostly in alliterations. His latest book "Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off" was released in 2016, following "Feeling Out of Shorts." Stick around for more from this big hat wearing, topsy turvy troubadour.

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