West Virginia Idiot Arrested Three Times in One Day

By Tommy Gimler

Here’s a great story to file away for the next time your girlfriend calls you a moron.

According to UPI, Gregory Horner of Vienna, West Virginia recently found a way to get arrested three times in one day on three different charges.

Horner’s first arrest came as a result of the fake prescription he used to get…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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