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Breaking up isn’t an easy thing to do, which is why we resort to lies when we do it. Really we are just trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible without making anyone cry. Because that’s going to make us feel bad. And we aren’t supposed to feel bad, THEY are supposed to feel bad. And that’s why here at Mandatory we came up with quite the handy Breakup Translation Guide for you all — a guide that should make it a tad easier to understand just when in the hell your partner is talking about when they completely break your heart.
Now go right ahead and stalk them on Instagram. Make sure you keep a pillow nearby to scream into.
