‘Super Drunk’ Michigan Woman Arrested After Thinking Local Jail Was a Bar

Hey, we all do stupid things when we’re drunk. Just usually not this stupid.

According to Gawker, a 39-year-old Hartford woman was arrested early Sunday morning after she mistook the Van Buren County Jail for a local Paw Paw (yes, that’s really the name of the town) bar.

Police said the woman pulled into the parking lot just after 2 a.m. At some point, her boyfriend exited the vehicle, probably because the jail bar didn’t sound like that much fun, and she began backing up toward him in an effort to convince him to get back inside the car.

When a deputy stopped her, she reeked of booze and “admitted to police that she had just left a bar in town and had thought she was pulling into the parking lot of another bar when she arrived at the sheriff’s office.”

Because her BAC was .17 or higher, the woman was deemed “super drunk,” which should have been obvious even without administering a breathalyzer considering the fact she thought a jail was a tavern.

It looks like these people had a tad more fun being super drunk: The Best Pictures of Drunk People Passed Out in Public

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