My Name Is Paul And Whoever Put This In The Office Bathroom Is A Real Dick

Seriously, guys? We all sit right next to each other. You couldn’t just handle this like adults and talk to me about this face-to-face? Now everyone in the office is smirking at me when I walk by them in the hallway. And I had three meetings cancel on me today. (All of them were scheduled for after lunch…YOU THINK THAT’S A COINCIDENCE?)