If You Don’t Hate Ted Cruz For His Politics, You Will Definitely Hate Him For His Parking

May 10, 2016

You can tell a lot about someone by the way they park their car.

.@SenTedCruz arrives back in the Capitol for the 1st time since suspending his presidential bid pic.twitter.com/ZoUhElScv9

— Bill Clark (@billclarkphotos) May 10, 2016

Just saying.

(h/t Gawker)

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If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).