This Guy Refused To Let A Restaurant Brawl Stop Him From Stuffing His Face With Pizza

By Cory Dudak

Back in April, Morgantown, West Virginia, was the setting of a pizza parlor brawl for the ages. As Twitter user Autumn Collins pointed out in her tweet below, there were roughly 20 people involved in the scuffle. And yet, we have this guy.

Cory Dudak
Cory Dudak

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).

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