Photo: via Buzzfeed
In a time of blizzards, floods, droughts (and Trump), we need about as many hysterical photos as we can get. Thanks to spring breaks past, we have a nice array of funny photos and hilarious GIFs full of sexy selfies gone wrong and beach disasters that will not only make y ou want to stay home, but you’ll also lock the door.
What could be better than hopping in the car with more drunk assholes than the vehicle allows, driving a hideous number of hours to some overpopulated beach full of glass, shame and HPV before realizing you forgot the sunblock and saying “screw it, let’s party” then waking up sandwiched between two burnt bare asses that, to your horror, resemble the same ones your friends showed out of the moving cab on the way to some dirty, diseased bar? Oh, right, like you haven’t been there.
If you’re looking for a good time, it’s not at any traditional dry-hump spring break party. It’s right here with us in the land of funny photos of spring break where drunk dudes get bad tan lines and hook up with elderly women as a “joke” and girls who let their lady parts hang out way too long for people to take photos that eventually lead back home. We’re talking spring break 2017, folks, and it’s best you stay in and lock the door, lest you turn out like one of these fools.
These Hysterical Spring Break Photos Will Make You Stay in and Lock the Doors
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Spring Break Hilarious
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Hang In There, Buddy
Anyone else see a young Jonah Hill? It's like a Super Bad sequel.
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She Sells Selfies By The Seashore
Bet she's not using any of those 50 photos.
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The Red Sea
Photo: via BakLOL.com
So that's where the name comes from. Much catchier than the ones we came up with (Tampon Bay, Aunt Flo Ocean)
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Half Moon Bay
Photo: via ebaumsworld.com
Mom would be so proud to turn on MTV right now.
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Inflatable Boob Tube
Photo: via Buzzfeed
At least he won't be swimming in the Red Sea, if you know what we mean.
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Tequila Timber
We've all been there, only without the girl usually.
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Had It...Had It...
....lost it pretty hard.
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Good Idea At The Moment
You ever been so jacked up on booger sugar you thought the world was yours? Yeah, so did she.
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Slip And Slide
This is the adult version of the game. Alcohol, shame and tears not included.
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Nothing To See Here
Photo: via grabberwocky.com
It's a minor miracle we don't see this more often.
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Up, Up...
...and physics. Should've considered the cause and effect first.
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Mistaken Head
Could happen to anyone.
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Man Dance
Photo: Reddit
He seems comfortable in his skin but inside some small girl's bikini.
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The New Nightcap
Photo: via izismile.com
At least it's not a bunch of penises.
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Oldie But A Goodie
He wishes he meant to do that.
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We Like Fun!
Photo: Pinterest
Fun is good! Venereal disease, not so much.
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NSFAnywhere
Photo: Pinterest
Who the fuck is pinning this on Pinterest?
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Make Mom Proud
Photo: via pressroomvip.com
Hope this one made it to her yearbook.
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Classic
No matter how many of these we do, this will always be included.
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Set And Spike
More like "Toss and Hospital."
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Drunk Girl
Photo: YouTube
Michaelangelo would be a proud master right now.
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Tits, Brah
Photo: via zeppfeed.com
No, you got tits, brah!
