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Modesto 7-Eleven Is Cranking Classical Music To Keep The ‘RiffRaff’ Away

By Tommy Gimler

Blurry Supermarket. Photo: Vorawich-Boonseng (Getty)

Boy, who would have thought we’d reach a point in society where playing Mozart’s greatest hits too loud for comfort would actually be a thing. We thought classical music was supposed to be relaxing.

According to The Sacramento Bee, a 7-Eleven in Modesto, California is proving you can have too much…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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