Breaking up is hard to do, but what can you say once summer packs her bags and leaves? Cry into your pillow for the next three seasons? OK, that’s not a bad idea. But we’d rather celebrate the good times we had by building a little altar to her, reminiscing over all the sweet memories we made together, then burning the whole goddamn thing down to the ground with a bottle of lighter fluid we bought from the Dollar Tree. Join us as we say goodbye to summer and never look back.
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Summer memoriam
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