As we continue to trod into 2022 and re-enter society after two years of pandemic panic and Covid quarantining, we don’t all necessarily feel like our best selves. Let’s be honest: we’ve let ourselves go in more ways than one, though the most obvious measure of our new no-fucks-given attitude is our weight. Forget the Quarantine 15; we’ve gone far beyond that now. Thankfully, we’re not the only ones. A chunky baby, who has gone viral on TikTok, is officially our new mascot.
Blaze Soliai is a six-month-old who weighed a normal 7 pounds, 2 ounces at birth. Now, she’s 23 pounds and off the charts for weight and height.
“Whenever we leave the house, people are like, ‘Oh my God, I just want to squish her cheeks.’ ‘Look at those rolls!’ She gets lots of attention,” Blaze’s mother, Leanne Soliai, told TODAY Parents.
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Blaze has her mom’s breastmilk to thank for all that pudge. (Who knew it was so fattening?)
The chunky cherub, who goes by the nickname Smiley, already has a devoted TikTok fan base because of family videos posted by her two moms.
We don’t know what we’re more envious of — the way Blaze wears her extra weight with grace or how popular she’s become from it.
Cover Photo: TikTok
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