Well, gentlemen, your time has come. We’re talking about the arrival of male birth control.
Scientists recently announced that a new form of contraceptives developed for men has proven to be 99 percent effective. Granted, it’s only been tested on mice so far, but humans trials should be underway by the end of the year.
Dubbed YCT529, the contraceptive, when taken orally, drastically reduced sperm counts and prevented almost all pregnancies in mating trials among mice.
Even better news? No glaring side effects. Researchers tracked weight, appetite, and activity of the rodents and found nothing concerning. (Although mice can’t complain, so other adverse effects could arise in human trials.)
“Multiple studies showed that men are interested in sharing the responsibility of birth control with their partners,” Md Abdullah Al Noman, a graduate student at the University of Minnesota who will present the work, told AFP.
If you say so, sir. But will that interest translate into action? Twitter was doubtful. Check out these hilarious hot takes on the news that dudes could be popping male birth control pills in the very near future.
Cover Photo: mediaphotos (Getty Images)
Me when that male birth control hit CVS pic.twitter.com/leZIvIRCM6
— 888 ? (@lyemcfly) March 23, 2022
Babe can u go on the male birth control pill I hate how condoms feel :-/
— jazele (@mojopinz) March 24, 2022
https://twitter.com/MotherOfMoons/status/1507035060779814925?s=20&t=g8WwUTM9aOkSlhBP0R58aQ
male birth control is a great idea in theory but do y’all really trust men to a) not lie and b) not forget
— prozac princess (@carlyyyyo) March 25, 2022
https://twitter.com/cornskiii/status/1507429647105110021?s=20&t=g8WwUTM9aOkSlhBP0R58aQ
https://twitter.com/iseeyoudre/status/1507190885389266944?s=20&t=g8WwUTM9aOkSlhBP0R58aQ
I’m seeing y’all celebrate the male birth control pill & that’s cool. Personally tho, I would die a thousand deaths before I put my trust in a man like that. ?
— . (@MitochonRihanna) March 25, 2022
male birth control hitting the shelves this year? pic.twitter.com/E6asK24HLN
— bobby wasabi (@bobbyteriyaki) March 24, 2022
Male birth control was 99% effective on mice so it’s definitely gon work on you rat ass niggas
— Great Value Beyoncé (@tieshatwo) March 24, 2022
https://twitter.com/BIIHIMBACK/status/1507253463712894976?s=20&t=g8WwUTM9aOkSlhBP0R58aQ
that male birth control gon fuck the game up. not only will yo girl be cheating she’s getting nutted in
— tweak (@ssrjusto) March 24, 2022
https://twitter.com/faye_faye616/status/1507115079631880200?s=20&t=g8WwUTM9aOkSlhBP0R58aQ
https://twitter.com/slxtph0bic/status/1507151565567807490?s=20&t=g8WwUTM9aOkSlhBP0R58aQ
me after taking my male birth control pill pic.twitter.com/1uXDXOpl8R
— rodrigo (@rdrigx) March 25, 2022
https://twitter.com/Goddess0shun/status/1507220668517335040?s=20&t=g8WwUTM9aOkSlhBP0R58aQ
https://twitter.com/javajada/status/1506975459598286858?s=20&t=g8WwUTM9aOkSlhBP0R58aQ
https://twitter.com/panicking_lefty/status/1507130440154378252?s=20&t=g8WwUTM9aOkSlhBP0R58aQ