5 Hilariously Terrible Mascots That Make Perfect Cinco de Mayo Mascots For Drunk Americans

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Cinco de Mayo is this week, and regardless of where you live and the level of your adult responsibilities, there’s a good chance you’ll have a few beers, shots of tequila, or margaritas as big as your head. While you might only have a few alcoholic beverages, there’s also a possibility you’ll go absolutely wild and drink more than you anticipated.

If you do, you might end up more closely resembling a goofy caricature of yourself as opposed to the real thing. You might even end up dancing on a table or sledding down a set of stairs in a sled. In the simplest terms, you’ll have the same mannerisms of a mascot without actually donning the furry, giant costume.

We assume you’d rather not become your town’s drunken Cinco de Mayo mascot because of your sloppy revelry, though. That’s why, instead, we decided to list five of our favorite terrible mascots from various sports teams. These animals, trees, and mysterious creatures are so ridiculous each could easily be the official mascot of horrible drunken Cinco de Mayo choices. Keep scrolling to see them all.

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