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Ranked! Homeowners Most Satisfying Revenge On Homeowners Association

For those of us lucky to have achieved homeownership in an era of high inflation and insane home values, you most likely had to settle on a starter home or townhouse that comes with a dreaded HOA ( or Homeowners Association). After slaving at that job you hate for a boss not worthy to push paper clips, you deserve to do whatever the hell you want to that new house of yours, right? Well, not if you live in a community governed by a Homeowners Association.

An HOA is like if the Nazis had a Home Goods; they have all sorts of dumb rules written by lifeless sadists meant to make your life miserable. For example, if you ever wanted to put up a 25-foot inflatable Xenomorph to keep up year-round, you’re shit out of luck. One, the HOA board will most likely make sure that the dimensions have to be 25 3/4 feet high and that it be kept up only for Halloween. Two, you will have to make sure the Xenomorph is facing west. This is just an example of the insanely bureaucratic policies that come with an HOA.

Not only will you be forced to live your life according to some arbitrary and stupid rules written by soulless people with no lives of their own, but you’ll have to pay fines for breaking said rules. Now, a $25 fine may not sound like much and certainly nothing to get hot over, but do you really feel you should be forking over your hard-earned money for simply watering your own damn law too much? Well, that’s life living under the tyrannical rule of an HOA.

But fear not, potential homebuyers! We have put together a deliciously evil list of the best HOA revenge stories that may help in your eventual battle with an HOA.

Cover Photo: Hill Street Studios (Getty Images)
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