Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
me at a restaurant I didn’t want to go to after saying “im literally down for wherever” pic.twitter.com/KsvdCdAzRU
— Danny Murphy (@kashmeredanny) September 6, 2022
KRAMER: I hate Harry Styles. He spit on us.
NEWMAN: The spit ricocheted off of Chris Pine and hit me. pic.twitter.com/hrycXsnyGP
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 6, 2022
most people don't know that chris pine is actually short for christmas pinecone
— kai (@kaicomedy) September 6, 2022
I’m kinda worried Darling
— Jackson Rathbone (@JacksonRathbone) September 6, 2022
i bet brendan fraser really appreciates everyone treating him like he’s a 3 legged dog
— seymour(@brainwaves3000) September 6, 2022
Let me see when this rain is going to end and OH MY GOD!!! pic.twitter.com/DXNKMr5qTx
— Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig) September 6, 2022
“So what do you in your free time?”
Me : pic.twitter.com/3kibM63SVu
— leva (@itsbolevaa) September 3, 2022
Me coming home to my cat pic.twitter.com/zvNVGmoDnX
— No Context Cats (@nocontextscats) September 1, 2022
" the tag on my shirt touching my neck "
my brain : pic.twitter.com/TFe08DIqnN
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) August 17, 2022
I Hate A "SO TELL ME ABOUT A TIME" Type interview Man LOOK Y'all Need Help Or Not
— ً (@hesojiggy) September 6, 2022
collab of the year pic.twitter.com/6P8v6KIR15
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) September 7, 2022
After riding Matterhorn Bobsleds at Disneyland pic.twitter.com/WyLUPQOe1I
— Scott Gustin (@ScottGustin) September 7, 2022
another day without using y=mx+b
— Jet (@Drizzyrich14) September 6, 2022
Spielberg was only 26 when he made Jaws. Michael Jackson was only 24 when he recorded Thriller. SE Hinton was only 19 when The Outsiders was published. It’s too late. You need to give up
— ʎǝlɹɐɥƆ (@charleyonhere) September 7, 2022
5’6 guys after lifting for 3 days pic.twitter.com/IpbwjzMU8f
— . (@cursedkief) September 7, 2022
I'm officiaIIy at the age where l'm not upgrading my iphone until it stops working
— Porter (@ItsRetrop) September 7, 2022
A man in McDonald’s just ordered an apple pie and the cashier said “would you like to do two apple pies instead” while giving no reasoning or context and the man said “yes.” I demand all conversations moving forward to be this way. Efficient, goal-oriented, apple pie adjacent.
— Kim Quindlen (@kimquindlen) September 6, 2022
