Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
me after i put my dino nuggets in the air fryer pic.twitter.com/s21vUzdN8g
— (@four27am) September 12, 2022
modern day pie-cooling-on-a-windowsill pic.twitter.com/U2gdEfZBGT
— john (@johnsemley3000) September 13, 2022
The mark of a good comedian is knowing when the joke is over. That’s why that man has never won an Emmy for his show.
— COZYshana Pierre (@mekishana) September 13, 2022
Normalize dating within your IQ level to avoid explaining obvious things.
— feyisayo (@feyiszn) September 13, 2022
you got a 3 person beef limit before I start to think you the problem.
— PINK (@astrog1rll) September 12, 2022
Finna call his phone and just breathe into it like Michael myers and hang up
— kas (@urth2kas) September 12, 2022
would love to be a healthy well-rested person but unfortunately I am committed to staying up extremely late and complaining about being tired
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) September 12, 2022
In walgreens wondering why the walls aint green.
— (@elibxoo) September 14, 2022
im single by choice just not by my choice
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) September 13, 2022
“are you taken” yeah taken for granted
— owch (@lilowch) September 13, 2022
