Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 5, 2022
l’d survive scream bc i don’t answer the phone ever
— Icy (@Maybelcy) October 4, 2022
*Unplugging a game console before shutting it down fully*
Xbox: “No problem, you can still magically resume your games exactly where you left off even after unplugging it. I got your back.”
PlayStation: “You could have killed me, I’ll never forgive you for this.”
— David Jagolanterns (@David_Jagneaux) October 4, 2022
Call me scooby cuz I cant doo this anymore
— pain (@vibinpain) October 4, 2022
she FINALLY texted me after 17 hours now i will make her wait 23 seconds
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) October 3, 2022
my favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better
— owch (@lilowch) October 2, 2022
Not to victim blame but why did you bring a needle into a haystack in the first place
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) October 4, 2022
not the most important news of the day but a man just tried to bring his pet rabbit into the British library
— Sanjana (@sanjanamv) October 3, 2022
“BRO” has no gender
I even call my mom bro— IG: closedapp (@ih8rts) October 2, 2022
when i randomly remember one of my shirts i haven’t seen in a while pic.twitter.com/1T2RXuHbVu
— name cannot be blank (@stfuayen) October 3, 2022
i don’t want to get up. i want to stay in bed until the day my grandson wins tickets to a chocolate factory
— Ordinary (@OrdinaryAlso) October 3, 2022
Me checking Twitter at 4 am pic.twitter.com/4TepFnuTv7
— Lazzyyyyyy (@em_Lazzy) October 4, 2022
