Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Don’t forget if you don’t have a hot neighbor, YOU are the hot neighbor
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) October 7, 2022
sorry i told u what was bothering me do u still think im hot
— juni (@wtfffjuni) October 9, 2022
Me, at 18: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANNA DO
Me, at 40: I can do whatever 800mg of ibuprofen will allow me to do
— Count Badonkula (@Mom_Overboard) October 8, 2022
I need a therapist that I can text through the day. Like, “fam, guess what tf just happened”
— ⋆ (@lowkeyalbert) October 9, 2022
no babe your brain is perfect, the ones with balanced chemicals scare me
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) October 9, 2022
Men be like “I’d never do you like that” and then do it with a remix
— N (@Noorthevirgo) October 9, 2022
me after making a recipe I found on the internet pic.twitter.com/2D2dfhkvU9
— (@luvinflix) October 7, 2022
I don’t know what atp means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
— Zar (@Zaroffabar) October 9, 2022
how did that girl only have 13 reasons? i got bout 1473
— A D (@hoesluvad) October 9, 2022
take me to the pumpkin patch or else pic.twitter.com/jdadH7hWPM
— nikkitine (@nikkineups) October 9, 2022
chic fil a need to hire a team of atheists that only work sundays
— l¡ko (@pradaliko) October 9, 2022
