We all know that cars cannot talk. Unless, of course, they are in a Pixar movie. But if they could, I can only imagine that these are the top 10 ways to pick up a hot, lady-car.
Top Ten Pick Up Lines For Cars
10. Hey baby, if I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
9. Hey baby, if I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.
8. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
7. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.
6. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.
5. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.
4. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.
3. Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.
2. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.
1. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.
So next time you’re hittin’ on a sexy lady, be sure to keep these gems in your arsenal.
