Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Just got to Burning Man and it’s already a 90-minute wait for the Orgy Dome 🙁
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 31, 2022
Cuz he plays Solo
— Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) August 30, 2022
why does fred flintstone need so much poison https://t.co/MMMRatTpPA
— Chris Mohney (@chrismohney) August 29, 2022
POV ur on a date with me pic.twitter.com/PYV0SQl4yk
— AR1 (@BlGGESTHATER) August 29, 2022
Worst tour ever pic.twitter.com/vGKGzY1OA0
— Baby Boy Monaghan (@babyboymonaghan) August 29, 2022
i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story
— Porter (@ItsRetrop) August 29, 2022
madison is such a beautiful name for a square garden
— sara lebow (@SlebowSays) August 29, 2022
my brain waiting for me to get in bed so it can start terrorizing me pic.twitter.com/145Dr5dDMn
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) August 29, 2022
Well, well, well. Look who’s come crawling back. If it isn’t my one year old son I accidentally left at the park
— h b (@h3xenbrenner2) August 29, 2022
Kids be so nosey always asking “why”.. Just pee in the cup for me Nephew
— 43VA Damaged (@__poTAYto) August 28, 2022
me, before having kids: I’m never going to lie to my children
me today to my toddler: they don’t have hot dogs in Colorado
— Brandon Dail (@aweary) August 28, 2022
Ghosting doesn’t work on me, i don’t care if we never speak again
— Toxichoodboys (@toxichoodboys) August 28, 2022
i love when facetime disconnects and we both decide not to call back
— juju (@ayeejuju) August 28, 2022
