Most folks are content with the simple, loud “honk” sound their car makes. Others want to customize their horn, especially “Dukes of Hazard” fans. Here’s a car show for the ears, and remember to turn the volume up really loud if you want to annoy your co-workers while listening to these weird car horns:
Awooga Horn
Who’s driving that van? Goofy and Donald Duck?
The Godfather
Not a horn sound you want to hear if you owe money.
Animal Horn
This is also the sound a cow makes when you kick it.
La Cucaracha / Tequila
This horn could use a dash of “Livin’ La Vida Loca.”
Sheep Horn
The most dramatic sheep horn video ever. (Starts at :50)
Super Horn: Version 1
It’s everything you want it to be… and so much more.
Super Horn: Version 2
Hey, you’re not an ice cream truck! You’re not an ice cream truck!
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