The Boy Scouts of America have a new ad campaign featuring kids with beards. Impossible, you say? Hey, when the coveted Beard Badge is on the line, those boys will move heaven and earth to grow one. Witness this freaky gallery of children with unnatural hair growth:
Boy Scouts with Beards
Those beards aren’t Photoshopped – Scout’s honor! [via]
Antarctic Kids with Bears
The tension between these kids and the Boy Scouts is best described as “icy.” [via]
Suave Kid with Beard
Ladies: when he breaks your heart, you’ll be the one in time out. [via]
Justin Bieber with Beard
I’d be 35% more likely to listen to his music if his name was “Justin Beard-ber.” No… 43% [via]
Pirate Kid with Beard
He was super cool ‘til his mom made him wash it off. Mom’s are lame. [via]
Kid with Knitted Beard
He’s seen and done it all. He went to Disneyland and lived to tell the tale. [via]
Quasi Pre-Historic Kid with Beard
He runs with Pebbles and Bam-Bam. Y’know, the dino clique. [via]
Baby with Beard
Parents of this baby: he could tame a grizzly bear, if you just gave him the chance. [via]
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!