In the 90s, pager stores dominated the planet. Our earth was ruled by such great historical figures as Beeperman and The Beeper King. A cell phone ice age would eventually wipe out the pager dictators, but for awhile, you could see them showing off their extraordinary power in locally-produced TV commercials…
Cowboy Mickey
Yee haw! Git’ along, little pagers.
Life Pager
There are so many West Side Story gang members in this town.
Beeperman
Beeper King, your kingdom is under attack!
Super Mickey
He can’t get in and out of phone booths, because he’s quite fat.
Free Pagers
All you have to do is figure out what the narrator is saying.
Score Box
Dude, I’m totally gonna score.
Motorcycle Mickey
So. Badass.
Bonus: A1 Beeper
This one was made recently. The spirit of the 90s is alive at A1 Beeper.
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