You may remember the popular interenet meme “Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop” from a while back. It was a pretty popular one. I know that for myself, I struggled even being alone in a restroom for months. In case you’ve never seen it, maybe this will refresh your memory:
Have fun trying to sleep now. But did you know that other celebrites are watching you poop? It’s a shocking revelation, I’m sure. We here at CRAVE have gotten into contact with our CIA source and found out some other celebrities you may want to know that are watching you take a number two.
JEFF BRIDGES
It’s funny because he’s so excited.
CLINT EASTWOOD
Clint Eastwood refers to his poop as “old dusties”
BRITNEY SPEARS
This photo was taken on taco night.
OBAMA
And start a small business while you’re at it!
MILEY CYRUS
Is it wierd there’s something in her eyes that say, “whatever you do, don’t stop pushing!”
Wikipedia Founder JIMMY WALES
He’s inside you right now.
ADRIEN BRODY
Watching you poop with all the power of Satan.
THE KID FROM “A CHRISTMAS STORY”
Dear god, this is a nightmare.
CRAVE ONLINE is watching you POOP.