It’s easy to run spell-check on a sign before printing it out, but unfortunately, there’s no such thing as logic check. It’s the biggest problem our nation’s Grocery Store Sign Makers have to deal with in the 21st century. That, and people taking pictures of their handiwork via their cell phones. Here are 10 really stupid grocery store signs:
Breakfast
Now this is a breakfast of champions. [via]
Rollerskates
One of these boxes is a lie. [via]
Pop-Tards
So cool they’re hot, but smart they’re not. [via]
What A Deal!
Can I just give the store all the cash I have? [via]
Expired Food
They could at least offer a discount on those items. Or, y’know, throw them away. [via]
Pretzels
These pretzels are making me thoroughly stupid. [via]
Today’s Specials…
At least they’re fresh. [via]
Snacks
Phrasing. [via]
What A Deal: Part 2
In fact, you owe them a yogurt. [via]
Bananas
What’s in them instead of bones? A toy surprise! [via]
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via. Background via.
