I cannot, for the life of me, imagine a movie more limply marketed than Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. I have a lot of friends who totally wet themselves over movies like this: protracted and inherently stupid reimaginings of classic tales, played with humor, ultraviolence and anachronistic fetish. The only thing better than an action movie starring the original Hansel & Gretel is an…
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