The Big List: The End Of Futurama… And Jack Nicholson’s Career?

Time to watch the final episode of Futurama, think to yourself “that was a nice ending,” realize there will be no more Futurama, scream to the heavens until your voice is gone, drink some tea and check out these links!

Obama Assures Americans This Will Not Be Another 1456 Ottoman Siege Of Belgrade (The Onion)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-assures-americans-this-will-not-be-another-1,33719/

Phew. I was worried Syria would become another… that.

10 Soon-To-Be Classic Futurama Clips

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/pictures/futurama-10-key-moments-20130904/

R.I.P. The Future

Jack Nicholson Retires From Acting At Age 76

http://screencrush.com/jack-nicholson-retires/

There gooooooooes Johnny!

4 Recent News Stories The Media Pulled Out Of Their Asses

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-recent-news-stories-media-pulled-out-their-asses/

Story #5: News can actually be pulled out of a butt!

15 Things Every Jew Wants You To Know On This Rosh Hashana

http://www.buzzfeed.com/danoshinsky/rosh-hashanah-the-q-and-a

Shana Tova, internet!

That’s all for this this supposedly retired edition of The Big List!

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.