The Big List: Paul Walker’s Hidden Side! Tesla Bought With Bitcoin!

Time to somehow get some Bitcoins, think about what on earth you’re gonna do with the Bitcoins you now have, find out you can purchase a Tesla with those Bitcoins, buy the Tesla using the Bitcoins, find out the value of Bitcoins plummeted right after you bought the car, high-five yourself and check out these links!

 

Couple Recall Paul Walker’s Incredible, Secret Act Of Kindness A Decade Ago

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20762884,00.html

The Fast and The Generous. RIP.

 

Someone Bought A Tesla Using Bitcoin

http://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-purchased-with-bitcoin-2013-12

If Billy Joel updated “We Didn’t Start The Fire” for 2013, “Tesla” and “Bitcoin” would both be in there. [image via]

 

Did Kyle Kinane Get Pace Salsa To Suspend Their Twitter Account?

http://splitsider.com/2013/12/kyle-kinane-got-pace-salsa-to-suspend-their-twitter-account/

No, it turns out it was a hoax, but a hilarious hoax nonetheless.

 

Penny Ante: Wanna Be Overworked And Underpaid For Penny Arcade?

https://medium.com/the-magazine/b6a70e01acd8

You got the job! Get equipped with… Sleep Deprevation. [image via]

 

Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You (The Onion)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-everyone-starting-new-exciting-stage-of-lif,34738/

Not starting an exciting new stage of life is what makes you so special?

 

That’s all for this this Bitcoin-purchased edition of The Big List!

 

Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon. 

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