On New Years, I didn’t resolve to lose weight, even though I weigh in at well over 600 lbs and none of it is muscle. I also didn’t resolve to find a girlfriend, even though I’m 54 and still haven’t touched a lady’s breast. (I’m scared!) Guys, I made the best resolution of all: to watch more Vine videos in 2014. Here are 7 funny Vines about New Years:
Celebrating New Years Eve: Kids Vs. Adults
Adults > Kids
How I Picture New Years Eve Vs. Reality
At least you’ve got a cool party hat, bro.
If Only You Could Get Ready For New Years This Quickly…
If you could do that, you’d be a witch and your village would have to drown you.
New Years Resolutions
Luckily, his resolution was really to destroy more office supplies.
New Years Resolution: “To Love Myself”
Mirror, mirror on the wall… who’s that good lookin’ dude?
Girls Discussing Their New Years Resolutions
#Sadness
New Years Resolution: “To Hit The Gym More”
They just gave that gym a f***ing nosebleed! Yeah!
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine. Header via.
