The 34th Annual Razzie Award nominations are here, and once again Adam Sandler is in the crosshairs. Sandler swept the Razzies in 2012 – seriously, Jack & Jill “won” every single “award” – but the organization let him off easy in 2013, only giving his grotesque That’s My Boy “Worst Actor” and “Worst Screenplay,” because they decided to pick on The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 instead. (Hey, it was their last chance to express disdain for the franchise.)
This year, Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups 2 has been singled out by the Razzies, earning nine nominations, for “Worst Picture,” “Worst Actor” (Adam Sandler), “Worst Supporting Actor” (Taylor Lautner & Nick Swardson, who is also nominated for A Haunted House), “Worst Supporting Actress” (Salma Hayek), “Worst Screen Combo” (the entire cast), “Worst Director” (Dennis Dugan), “Worst Screenplay” (Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy), and “Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel.”
The Razzies have a tendency to skew their nominations towards well-publicized bombs and misfires, and to easy, pop culture targets. Other nominees this year include Kim Kardashian (nominated for “Worst Supporting Actress,” Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor), an extremely brief cameo appearance by Lady Gaga (“Best Supporting Actress,” Machete Kills), and Lindsay Lohan (nominated for “Worst Actress,”The Canyons, “Worst Supporting Actress,” inAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5, and “Worst Screen Combo,” Scary Movie 5, a nomination shared with fellow easy target Charlie Sheen).
The complete list of the 34th Annual Razzie Award nominations is as follows. The awards will be announced on the eve of the Academy Awards, on March 1, 2014.
Worst Picture
After Earth
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43
Worst Actor
Johnny Depp, The Lone Ranger
Ashton Kutcher, jOBS
Adam Sandler, Grown Ups 2
Jaden Smith, After Earth
Sylvester Stallone, Bullet to the Head, Escape Plan and Grudge Match
Worst Actress
Halle Berry, The Call and Movie 43
Selena Gomez, Getaway
Lindsay Lohan, The Canyons
Tyler Perry, A Madea Christmas (get it?)
Naomi Watts, Diana and Movie 43
Worst Supporting Actor
Chris Brown, Battle of the Year
Larry the Cable Guy, A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner, Grown Ups 2
Will Smith, After Earth
Nick Swardson, A Haunted House and Grown Ups 2
Worst Supporting Actress
Lady Gaga, Machete Kills
Salma Hayek, Grown Ups 2
Katherine Heigl, The Big Wedding
Kim Kardashian, Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Lindsay Lohan, inAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5
Worst Screen Combo
The Entire Cast of Grown Ups 2
The Entire Cast of Movie 43
Linsday Lohan & Charlie Sheen, Scary Movie 5
Tyler Perry and Either Larry the Cable Guy or That Worn Out Wig & Dress, A Madea Christmas
Jaden Smith & Will Smith on Planet Nepotism, After Earth
Worst Director
The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43
Dennis Dugan, Grown Ups 2
Tyler Perry, A Madea Christmas & Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
M. Night Shyamalan, After Earth
Gore Verbinski, The Lone Ranger
Worst Screenplay
After Earth, screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, story by Will Smith
Grown Ups 2, written by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy
The Lone Ranger, screen story and screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rossio
A Madea Christmas, written by Tyler Perry
Movie 43, written by 19 “screenwriters”
Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Grown Ups 2
The Hangover Part III
The Lone Ranger
Scary Movie 5
The Smurfs 2
William Bibbiani is the editor of CraveOnline’s Film Channel and co-host of The B-Movies Podcast. Follow him on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani.