7 Funny Hostage Pranks

By Geoffrey Golden

I’m writing this from a… I think it’s a warehouse… I don’t know where I am… I had to cut off my own hand in order to free myself and get to this keyboard… Damn it, I’m bleeding so much, it’s covering the keyboard, making it super sticky and basically inoperable… Oh, and that huge guy is coming back to beat me up… This…

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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