Daniel Radcliffe has starred in Harry Potter and the half-smudged prints and scored no points for Gryffindor.
The boy wizard has failed to Exceed Expectations in his post-Hogwarts role temping behind the reception desk of New York-based publication, Nylon, struggling with the simplest of muggle tasks, from transferring phone calls to locating the correct bathroom key for clients.
The Chosen One couldn’t even Accio up…
