They'll keep you entertained until the very end.
"Hey officer, can you help us settle this prostitution dispute?"
What a look!
Busted.
Read. HO HO HO! Follow.
Comedy doesn't take a vacation.
Swans are the fucking best, man.
Laughter. Wince. Retweet.
We're fine with it becoming an official holiday if you are.
Make them stop!