Turkeys are no chickens.
Does this count as the mile high club?
The premiere of Zoolander No. 2 was last night. Apparently the movie sucks ass. But this is what Penelope Cruz…
Sucks to be you guys.
Jokes, on us.
'Til texts do you part.
And it smells of cardboard.
No idea Jimmy John's changed their menu options.
That's one hot thumb face.
Well, there's fast food for you.