It’s Friday the 13th. If you’re gonna have premarital sex, it’s probably best not to do it at a lake.
That's one expensive crap.
Well, at least those deals will give her pleasure.
Hot Pockets can do it all.
Read. Laugh. Follow.
Not what you expected.
Pretty damn convincing.
I hope she said yes.
TGIF it up.
Terrible way to go.