Meanwhile in England: Unruly Man Sued For Having Mannequin That Stares Into Neighbor’s Bedroom Loving thy neighbor is easier said than done.
Meanwhile in Ohio: Bodybuilding Competition Adds Slap Fighting to the Menu, And It’s a Handful of Fun Finally, a sport you can do from the comfort of your own home.
Meanwhile in Australia: Politician Makes Interesting Choice to Combat Vandalism on Campaign Posters If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Meanwhile in Wyoming: New App Finds Roadkill For Folks to Take Home, Should Make For Exciting Thanksgiving Snag some tasty road meat.
Snakes in a Fridge: Man Hoping For Beer Bit Off More Than He Could Chew When a man went to fetch a beer, he found himself face-to-face with a 7-foot-long Carpet Python that was hiding…
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Masturbating Inside Starbucks (Extra Cream) We'll take our coffee black from here on out, thanks.
Meanwhile in Russia: Video of Man Chaining Himself to McDonald’s to Save It From Closing Is Saddest Person of the Year He's not lovin' it.
World’s Longest Car Comes With Helipad, Swimming Pool and Putting Green (Large Penis Not Included) If you asked the owner, he probably wishes it was just an inch or two longer.
Elon Musk Challenges Vladimir Putin to a Fight on Twitter (Which Egomaniac Would Win?) We'd pay to see this fight.
Meanwhile at the Border: Man Arrested With 52 Reptiles Poorly Hidden Under His Clothes, It’s Always the Quiet Ones Is that a horned lizard in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?