Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope. It's ****.
What a time to be a reality TV star.
Good cash for spending 10 days in hell.
Easiest arrest ever.
A very salty couple, indeed.
Detroit. Rock. Shitty.
You damn kids and your rap music and no babies.
Said no porn star ever.
Saving the world one pizza and pothole at a time.