California Music Teacher Allegedly Fills Students’ Flutes With Semen Hitting the high C just got a bit more difficult.
Scientists Have Grossly Underestimated How Much Cow Farts Impact Climate Change Thanks a lot, Wisconsin.
Sex Robot At Tech Festival Was Touched So Much By ‘Barbarians’ It Now Needs To Be Repaired Easy there, nerds.
Burger King Russia Wants ‘It’ Banned Because They Think Pennywise Looks Like Ronald McDonald Ronald is scarier.
Apparently McDonald’s Is The Top Choice When Potheads Get The Munchies Yeah, I'll take, like, 80 Chicken McNuggets, man.
This Is Probably The Greatest Hugh Hefner Story I Have Ever Read There's living life to the fullest and then there's living life as Hef.
Angelina Jolie Selling LA Home & Leaving the Country, Says Source Angelina Jolie is reportedly leaving the country after she sells her Los Angeles home. According to a source, she has…
Sia’s New Mobile Game ‘Bob Job’ Will Destroy All Your Precious Time “Hair: we all have it, but why don’t our phones have it?”
Florida Couple Breaks Into House to Have Sex Motel rooms by the hour must be too expensive these days.