Mystery solved?
Cuff him.
So, yeah. Gross.
If soup isn't a meal, we're pretty sure this isn't either.
Stop calling!
"My husband's dad fought for the f--king country! What's your point?!"
I wonder if he's still in running for teacher of the year.
I don't think that's how it works.
She has some explaining to do.
You won't bee-lieve it